...This idea of  " I'm offended "...

...Well I've got news for you...

...I'm offended by a lot of things too...

...Where do I send my list...

...Life is offensive...

...You know what I mean...

...Just get in touch with your outer adult...

...And grow up... 

...And move on...

- Bill Hicks -

...Classic...

...I just don't fit in , man...

...I don't fit in anywhere...

...That's my problem...

- Bill Hicks -

...Not all drugs are good... 

...all right ? 

...Some of them…

...are great...

- Bill Hicks -

...Here is my final point...About drugs , about alcohol , about pornography...

...What business is it of yours what I do , read , buy , see , or take into my body 

as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet ? 

...And for those who are having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer 

that question , I'll answer it for you... 

...NONE of your fucking business... 

...Take that to the bank , cash it , and go fucking on a vacation out of my life...

- Bill Hicks -